Posts tagged “Pic of the Day

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Pic of the Day: “How could you do this to us after everything we’ve done for you?” “Oh, see, I made Louis a bet here. See, Louis bet me that we couldn’t both get rich and put y’all in the poor house at the same time. He didn’t think we could do it. I won.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Oh my god, I shot my eye out!” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’ve been to New York thousands of times.” “Really?” “Mm-hmm.” “What’s it like?” “Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy.” “Oh.” “Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What are their names?” “Who?” “The Elves.” “Shit, I can’t remember, I think one of them is Sneezy and there’s a Dopey…” “That’s the seven dwarfs!” “You’re shittin’ me? I thought… I was thinking there was a… I don’t know! Fuck, kid. I just call them you know Bub, I call them… I say hey Bub or Chief or whatever the fuck, I tell them to make the god dammed toys. What the FUCK is wrong with you? I can’t remember this shit. Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?” “How old are they?” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Why do I always think gettin’ you home for Life Day is gonna be easy?” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ” Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum / A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum / Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum / To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum / Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Sounds like you had quite the night.” “Uh… it was a bit more hectic than usual. But I did get to speak a lot of English last night!” “Oh! I heard! The whole village is buzzing. Something about a… car chase and a… jailbreak?” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You know you don’t have to obey this man, Lawrence.” “Well, I’m the liaison officer, so I’m liaising.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (125th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Spirit, whose lonely grave is this?” “Why yours, Ebenezer. The richest man in the cemetery!” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Welcome to the party, pal.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “That Arizona sky burning in your eyes / You look at me and, babe, I wanna catch on fire / It’s buried in my soul like California gold / You found the light in me that I couldn’t find / So when I’m all choked up / But I can’t find the words / Every time we say goodbye / Baby, it hurts / When the sun goes down / And the band won’t play / I’ll always remember us this way.” ♫ (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “When this here Cisco Kid does a job, he does it right.” (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There are times when I think what a terrible mistake I’ve made with my life.” “Yes. I’m sure we all have these thoughts, from time to time.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I come too far, Irish. I can’t give up. No.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’m sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he’s insensitive. He’s had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.” “Good.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I remembered once reading in a book that long ago they used to put insane people into pits full of snakes. I think they figured that something which might drive a normal person insane, might shock an insane person back into sanity. Did you ever hear of that?” “Yes.” “Well, it was just as though they’d thrown me into a snake pit. And I was shocked into thinking that maybe I wasn’t as sick as the others… and I really might get well.” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Pic of the Day: “I want you to be my VP. You’re the solution to my problems.” “No. I’m CEO of a large company. I have been, uh, Secretary of Defense. I have been Chief of Staff. Uh, the vice presidency is mostly a symbolic job.” “Right, right. I can see how that wouldn’t be, uh… enticing to you.” “However… the vice presidency is also defined by the president. And if were to come to a, uh… different understanding…” “Uh-huh. Go on. I’m listenin’.” “I sense that, uh, you’re a kinetic leader. You make decisions based on instinct.” “I am. People always said that.” “Yeah, yeah. Very different. Very different from, uh, from your father in that regard. Now, maybe I can, uh, handle the more mundane jobs. Overseeing bureaucracy, managing military, uh, energy, uh, foreign policy.” “That sounds good!” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You can’t escape it, you know. Bad things happen everywhere. Especially here.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There will be no free rides, no excuses. You already have two strikes against you: your name and your complexion. Because of those two strikes, there are some people in this world who will assume that you know less than you do. Math is the great equalizer. When you go for a job, the person giving you that job will not want to hear your problems; ergo, neither do I. You’re going to work harder here than you’ve ever worked anywhere else. And the only thing I ask from you is ganas. Desire. And maybe a haircut. If you don’t have the ganas, I will give it to you because I’m an expert.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Oh, sweetheart. Here we are arguing in public and nobody even knows we’re married.” “It’s good, we can’t even quarrel in public, because you won’t tell them we’re married.” “On the other hand, if we want to quarrel in public, why shouldn’t we quarrel in public?” “Well, all married people quarrel in public; because, it’s one of the nice things about being married!” (85th Anniversary)