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Pic of the Day: “All you people are so scared of me. Most days I’d take that as a compliment. But it ain’t me you gotta worry about now.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Stop. What… is your name?” “It is Arthur, King of the Britons.” “What… is your quest?” “To seek the Holy Grail.” “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” “What do you mean? An African or European swallow?” “Huh? I… I don’t know that…. Auuuuuuuugh!” “How do know so much about swallows?” “Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Anyone leaving here with with plague endangers the entire country. The entire country hasn’t got it. We have. A woman died here last night. This problem lies right here in our own community.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Beautiful, mysterious woman pursued by gunmen. Sounds like a spy story.” “That’s exactly what it is.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You’ve been a long way away.” Yes.” “Thank you for coming back to me.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “If ever I should meet him again you will find out who is the best man of the two. I’ll fight him sword or pistol, captain as he is.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Listen, the sum of an arithmetic series is S=A+L times N over 2. Interesting, isn’t it?” “What do you want to learn that stuff for…? One day you’ll stop a bullet and it’ll all be worthless.” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Rough business, this movie business. I’m gonna have to go back to loan-sharking just to take a rest.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Sin, sin, sin! You’re all sinners! You’re all doomed to perdition!” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “A world full of ignorant people is too dangerous to live in.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “George, you’ve heard about this virus?… Shall I cough on you, George?” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “My name’s Lowry. Sam Lowry. I’ve been told to report to Mr. Warrenn.” “Thirtieth floor, sir. You’re expected.” “Um… don’t you want to search me?” “Information Retrieval: No sir.” “Do you want to see my ID?” “Information Retrieval: No need, sir.” “But I could be anybody.” “No you couldn’t sir. This is Information Retrieval.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn’t want to share… you know what they did?” “Have no idea.” “They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud. And leave the secret there forever.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.” “A looper?” “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know’. And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness’. So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” (40th Anniversary)
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