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Pic of the Day: “I’ve been saying I’m Jewish, and it works.” “Why, you crazy fool! It’s working?” “It works too well. I’ve been having my nose rubbed in it, and I don’t like the smell.”
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Pic of the Day: “That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We’re black and black people don’t tip. So she wasn’t gonna waste her time. Now somebody like that? Nothing you can do to change their mind.” “So, uh… how much did you leave?” “You expect me to pay for that kind of service?”
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Pic of the Day: “Take a good look. You wanted a war, mister, you got one. I hope you’re the first man killed in it.”
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Pic of the Day: “Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “No one’s been like Gaston / A king pin like Gaston / No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston / As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating! / My what a guy, that Gaston!” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “At some point, you gotta decide for yourself who you’re going to be. Can’t let nobody make that decision for you.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m not particularly proud of many things in my life, but I am very proud to be the father of my son.”
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Pic of the Day: “When times are gone, they are not old, they’re dead. There aren’t any times but new times.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Her husband is that great, great Polish actor, Josef Tura. You’ve probably heard of him.” “Oh, yes. As a matter of fact I saw him on the stage when I was in Warsaw once before the war.” “Really?” “What he did to Shakespeare we are now doing to Poland.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I can’t tell you what it means, Paula. To be someone again, to be wanted. It’s all your doing.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “And will you be happy, Charlotte?” “Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “You must remember this / A kiss is just a kiss / A sigh is just a sigh / The fundamental things apply / As time goes by.” ♫ (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I know, my little immigrant. You want to find your family. And you will.” “But how? They’re so far away, and it’s so big. I’ll never find them.”
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