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Pic of the Day: “If you had any sense, you’d give it up as a bad job and stay home in bed this year.” “Oh come now, if Santa stayed home, why there would be no Christmas.”
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Pic of the Day: “My father was a lot like you, just a man with a family. Never amounted to much, didn’t care. But as long as he was alive, we always had plenty to eat and clothes to keep us warm.” “Were you happy?” “Yes.” “Then your father was a very successful man.”
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Pic of the Day: “What are you looking at?” “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” “Shitter was full.”
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Pic of the Day: “Here’s a little story I’d like to tell, about three best friends and their first Noel. It begins right before Christmas 2001, when a young man named Ethan became an orphan. His mama and papa both tragically gone, it seemed for him Christmas had sung its swan song. As he sat alone on Christmas Eve, his friends came over and forced him to leave. They had to get Ethan out of his funk, so they went to a bar and they got his ass drunk.”
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Pic of the Day: “I just told Linda I was getting engaged.” “I don’t know why; a little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes.”
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Pic of the Day: “I do not understand this. Your father’s name is Chapman.” “Ali, he didn’t marry my mother.” “I see.” “I’m sorry.” “It seems to me that you are free to choose your own name, then.”
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Pic of the Day: “If you’re afraid of getting a rotten apple, don’t go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.”
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Pic of the Day: “Every move that I make, every punch that I throw, everything’s gonna be compared to him.”
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Pic of the Day: “Will you please, shut up!” “You shut up! You are the audience! I am the author! I outrank you!”
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Pic of the Day: “I assure you, sir, that the execution of my duties is entirely unaffected by my private opinion of you.”
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Pic of the Day: “How did you find me here?” “I saw a great group of men standing around a table. I knew there was only one woman in the world who could attract men like that. A woman with a lot of money.”
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Pic of the Day: “Your magic is growing stronger. You need to learn control. But when we grow stronger the world grows more dangerous.”
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Pic of the Day: “So it was you. I was going to expose you.” “I know. So I choose to expose myself.” “Please, there are ladies present!”
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Pic of the Day: “Now, when we fought, you had that eye of the tiger, man; the edge! And now you gotta get it back, and the way to get it back is to go back to the beginning. You know what I mean?”
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Pic of the Day: “This is the west, Jim, a man is still expected to defend himself. If he allows people to think he won’t, he’s in trouble. Bad trouble.”
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Pic of the Day: “Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly raiment to a peddler’s cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag’s cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.”
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Pic of the Day: “Our blessed radio. It gives us eyes and ears out into the world. We listen to the German station only for good music. And we listen to the BBC for hope.”
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Pic of the Day: “Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?” “If they’re shooting at you, they’re bad.”
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