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Pic of the Day: “Eat my shit.” “What’d you say?” “I said eat… my… shit.” “Have you lost your mind?” “No, ma’am but you is about to. Cause you just did.””
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Pic of the Day: “So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me and suddenly we would be furiously making out with the fire of a thousand suns. But this isn’t a touching romantic story.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m awfully sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you.” “Oh, it wasn’t that. Is just that you’re a… a…” “A stranger?” “Mm-hm.” “But don’t you remember? We’ve met before.” “We… we have?” “But of course! You said so yourself. Once upon a dream.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why’d you catch that?” “Because it was going to fall.” “You’re certain?” “Yeah.” “But it didn’t fall. You caught it. The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn’t change the fact that it was going to happen.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.”
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Pic of the Day: “I got a great idea.” “What is it?” “Let’s go home.” “What’s at home?” “You, my pipe, my slippers.” “Nickie, you’re slipping.” “Darling, give me my pipe, slippers & a beautiful woman… and you can keep the pipe and slippers.”
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Pic of the Day: “Figure a man’s only good for one oath at a time; I took mine to the Confederate States of America.”
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Pic of the Day: “Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.” “Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.” “Yes.” “Is the jar of dirt going to help?” “If you don’t want it, give it back.” “No!” “Then it helps.”
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Pic of the Day: “What blonde in the kitchen?” “Wouldn’t you like to know! Maybe it’s Marilyn Monroe!”
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Pic of the Day: “Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know, it could be worse. You get a lot more for your money in Bolivia, I checked on it.” “What could they have here that you could possibly want to buy?”
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Pic of the Day: “Station WEBS brings you the latest in world news. Washington… at the White House today, the president said that he was entirely satisfied…” “That makes two of us.”
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Pic of the Day: “You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?” “Who said we were terrorists?”
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Pic of the Day: “What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzzzz.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’ve been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.” “When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He started snorting heroin.” “You started snorting heroin?” “Let me tell ya, don’t do that stuff. When you’re young, you’re crazy to do that shit.” “Well what about you?” “What about me? I’m old. When you’re old you’re crazy not to do it.”
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Pic of the Day: “Look, you confused? You need guidance? Talk to another writer.” “Who?” “Jesus, throw a rock in here, you’ll hit one. And do me a favor, Fink: throw it hard.”
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Pic of the Day: “Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don’t. Why should we? They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs. It’s the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.” “You used to believe in God.” “Oh, I still do believe in God, old man. I believe in God and Mercy and all that. But the dead are happier dead. They don’t miss much here, poor devils.”
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