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Pic of the Day: “I wish that I could stop feeling that I want to be an Irish girl in Ireland.” “Homesickness is like most sicknesses. It will pass.”
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Pic of the Day: “They say you have consorted with the devil?” “Why do you ask that?” “It’s not out of curiosity, but because of utterly personal reasons. I would also like to meet him.” “Why?” “I want to ask him about God. He must know. He, if anyone.”
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Pic of the Day: “Got something for ya. ‘Fraid I might have sat on it at some point! I imagine that it’ll taste fine just the same. Ahh. Baked it myself. Words and all.” “Thank you!” “It’s not every day that your young man turns eleven, now is it?”
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Pic of the Day: “Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can’t tell you, but it does rhyme with ‘Pulverine’. And let me tell you… he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under! Anyway. I got places to be. A face to fix. And, oh! Bad guys to kill.”
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Pic of the Day: “Jordy wants to be a doctor.” “He wants what?” “He wants to be a doctor. He’s absolutely set on it.” “Over my dead body! You know what he’s supposed to do.” “Well, he’s not. He’d die for you, but he’s not gonna live his life for you. And he’s right.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why are you staring at me?” “I don’t know. It’s just that… it’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.” “Is that a bad thing?”
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Pic of the Day: “I can’t figure out if you’re a detective or a pervert.” “Well, that’s for me to know and you to find out.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why did you come?” “I came here to kill you.” “And I thought you came here to die.” “Well, it’s all a matter of perspective.”
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Pic of the Day: “Eat my shit.” “What’d you say?” “I said eat… my… shit.” “Have you lost your mind?” “No, ma’am but you is about to. Cause you just did.””
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Pic of the Day: “So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me and suddenly we would be furiously making out with the fire of a thousand suns. But this isn’t a touching romantic story.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m awfully sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you.” “Oh, it wasn’t that. Is just that you’re a… a…” “A stranger?” “Mm-hm.” “But don’t you remember? We’ve met before.” “We… we have?” “But of course! You said so yourself. Once upon a dream.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why’d you catch that?” “Because it was going to fall.” “You’re certain?” “Yeah.” “But it didn’t fall. You caught it. The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn’t change the fact that it was going to happen.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.”
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Pic of the Day: “I got a great idea.” “What is it?” “Let’s go home.” “What’s at home?” “You, my pipe, my slippers.” “Nickie, you’re slipping.” “Darling, give me my pipe, slippers & a beautiful woman… and you can keep the pipe and slippers.”
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