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Pic of the Day: “Don’t be such a stranger. Come around with your husband, we’ll have a blizzard. Ha ha ha ha.”
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Pic of the Day: “Excuse me, but this is an emergency. What city is it out there?” “It’s New York, sir.” “Yikes, I did it again.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why do you doubt your senses?” “Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There’s more gravy than of grave about you.” “More gravy than of grave?” “What a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?” “Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know what they say about people who treat other people bad on the way up?” “Yeah, you get to treat ’em bad on the way back down too. It’s great, you get two chances to rough ’em up.”
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Pic of the Day: “We love our girl. She’s got great friends and a great house. Things couldn’t be better. After all. Riley is 11 now. What could happen?”
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Pic of the Day: “Just what I’ve always wanted.” “A restaurant?” “No, a friend with a restaurant.”
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Pic of the Day: “Look, I just need to get out of here.” “There is no way out! … Just kidding. Door’s right over there.”
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Pic of the Day: “If you want to be president, you can start a war, you can lie, you can cheat, you can bankrupt the country, but you can’t fuck the interns. They’ll get you for that.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “If you should go skating / On the thin ice of modern life / Draggin’ behind you the silent reproach / Of a million tear-stained eyes / Don’t be surprised when a crack in the ice / Appears under your feet / You slip out of your depth and out of your mind / With your fear flowing out behind you / As you claw the thin ice.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “He’s getting more like his father everyday.” “He sure is. This morning he was playing with a corkscrew.”
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Pic of the Day: “Are you okay little girl?” “Don’t ‘little girl’ me. I’ve been carrying this family on my back for over a year, ever since Frankie died. He was my brother too. It’s not my fault that he’s dead. It’s not my fault that I’m still alive.” “Ah, Christy.” “Mom was always crying because he was her son. But he was my brother too. I cried too… when no one was looking. I talked to him every night.” “She did, Dad.” “I talked to him every night, until…” “…until when?” “Until I realized I was talking to myself.”
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Pic of the Day: “At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here… but stardust.”
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Pic of the Day: “I got to like this farm. Do anything I want. Roll in the fields. Talk to the wheat patches. When I was sleeping, they’d talk to me. They’d go in my dreams.”
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Pic of the Day: “It would’ve been better if we never met. None of this would’ve happened.” “Pocahontas, look at me. I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.”
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Pic of the Day: “Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I could while away the hours / Conferrin’ with the flowers / Consultin’ with the rain / And my head, I’d be scratchin’ / While my thoughts were busy hatchin’ / If I only had a brain.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “His children knew his legs, the sting of his mustache against their cheeks. They didn’t know how their father made his living, or why they so often moved. They didn’t even know their father’s name.”
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