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Pic of the Day: “Ebeneezer?” “Yes, Isabelle?” “My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I’m standing under the mistletoe.” “You’re also standing on my foot.”
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Pic of the Day: “Some folks say if you really want to see the country, take a bus. Or hop a train. Ride a bike. Me, I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy. Stick to what I know: snowflakes. I know it’s not for everyone, but as long as you pack light, I mean, and wear at least three layers of undies, it’s a lovely way to spend the winter.”
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Pic of the Day: “Let us see another Christmas in this place.” “They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed.” “You changed.”
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Pic of the Day: “I will not allow this costume on the air.” “Why not?” “Because you can see her nipples.” “I want to see her nipples.” “But this is a Christmas show.” “Well, I’m sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.” “You can barely see them nipples.” “See? And these guys are really looking.”
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Pic of the Day: “You better watch out, better not cry, better not pout.” “Why?” “I’m telling you why!” “Yeah?” “’Cause I came to town.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “But who here would ever understand / That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin / Would tire of his crown / If they only understood / He’d give it all up if he only could / Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones / That calls out for something unknown / The fame and praise come year after year / Does nothing for these empty tears.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die.”
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Pic of the Day: “I still don’t know if I trust you.” “I don’t know if I trust you either. That’s what makes it more exciting, doesn’t it?”
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Pic of the Day: “What’s outside of Pleasantville?” “There are some places that the road doesn’t go in a circle. There are some places where the road keeps going.” “Keeps going?” “Yeah, yeah. It just keeps going. It all keeps going.”
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Pic of the Day: “The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don’t go to it, it comes to you.”
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Pic of the Day: “Cool!” “Cool? Where’d you hear that?” “I don’t know, I just heard it.” “Ugh, you’re already American, it’s disgusting!”
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Pic of the Day: “My friends, I address you all tonight as you truly are; wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, magicians… Come and dream with me.”
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Pic of the Day: “I guess a little small talk’s in order here now.” “Can it get any smaller?” “Now look, I can take a hint.” “Can you also take a walk?” “Do you want me to leave?” “YES!” “I’ll leave right now.” “BYE!” “You expect me to leave after the way you just talked to me?” “Will you go away?” “I don’t want to, I want to stay here and annoy you.”
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