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Pic of the Day: “No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.” “But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz’s path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel’s command.” “Terminate the Colonel?” “He’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.” “Terminate with extreme prejudice.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Folks! What can I tell you about my next guest? This cat allowed himself to be adored, but not loved. And his success in show business was matched by failure in his personal relationship bag, now – that’s where he really bombed. And he came to believe that show business, work, love, his whole life, even himself and all that jazz, was bullshit. He became numero uno game player – uh, to the point where he didn’t know where the games ended, and the reality began. Like, to this cat, the only reality – is death, man. Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you a so-so entertainer, not much of a humanitarian, and this cat was never *nobody’s* friend. In his final appearance on the great stage of life – uh, you can applaud if you wanna – Mr. Joe Gideon!” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I guess nobody really knew Harry like he did… like I did.” “How long ago?” “Back in school. I was never so lonesome in my life until he showed up.” “When did you see him last?” “September, ’39.” “When the business started?” “Um, hmm.” “See much of him before that?” “Once in a while. Best friend I ever had.” “That sounds like a cheap novelette.” “Well, I write cheap novelettes.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m a hero. I was shot twice in the Tribune.” “I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.” “It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “A man can be an artist… in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “War isn’t hell at all. It’s man at his best; the highest morality he’s capable of. It’s not war that’s insane, you see. It’s the morality of it. It’s not greed or ambition that makes war: it’s goodness. Wars are always fought for the best of reasons: for liberation or manifest destiny. Always against tyranny and always in the interest of humanity. So far this war, we’ve managed to butcher some ten million humans in the interest of humanity. Next war it seems we’ll have to destroy all of man in order to preserve his damn dignity. It’s not war that’s unnatural to us, it’s virtue. As long as valor remains a virtue, we shall have soldiers. So, I preach cowardice. Through cowardice, we shall all be saved.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s that gardener.” “Yes, Chauncey Gardiner.” “No, he’s a real gardener.” “He does talk like one. I think he’s brilliant.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “By God. She reminds me of me.” “Well, then we might just not get along.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn’t love you as much as I do in a single day.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Now you listen to me, I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself ‘slightly’ killed.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I think it was the bear, growling inside him. Making him do bad things. Nothing that Tristan did was truly his own fault. It was the bear.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Ladies and gentlemen, you are all aware that a repulsive murderer has himself been repulsively, and, perhaps deservedly, murdered.” (50th Anniversary)
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