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Pic of the Day (125th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There can be only one!” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’m sorry. That last hand… nearly killed me.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You do hate me, don’t you, Johnny?” “I don’t think you have any idea of how much.” “Hate is a very exciting emotion. Haven’t you noticed? Very exciting. I hate you too, Johnny. I hate you so much I think I’m going to die from it. Darling… I think I’m going to die from it.” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “If I were a rich man / Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum / All day long I’d biddy biddy bum / If I were a wealthy man / I wouldn’t have to work hard / Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum / If I were a biddy biddy rich / Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.” ♫ (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Have no fear. Filly the Kid is here.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I haven’t lived. I’ve died a few times.” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “You / Doing that thing you do / Breakin’ my heart into a million pieces / Like you always do / And you / Don’t mean to be cruel / You never even knew, about the heartache / I’ve been going through / When I’m trying and try to forget you girl / But it’s just so hard to do / Every time you do that thing you do.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Let’s fuck! I’ll fuck anything that moves!” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You ever seen a broad carry a torch so high?” “Yeah, the Statue of Liberty.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “From hell’s heart I stab at thee! For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee! Ye damned whale!” (65th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (115th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Are you packing?” “Yes dear, I’m putting away this liquor.” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Look at her.” “Holy smoke! She looks like a nice girl.” “She is a nice girl.” “Hardly your type, Skip.” “I’ve fallen in love with her. Her accent is foreign, but it sounds sweet to me. We were born thousands of miles apart, but we were made for each other.” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “That’s the spirit! You’ll be celebrating Life Day before you know it!”


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Pic of the Day: “Anything can change a life that’s ready to be changed.”


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Pic of the Day: “All right. Everybody into the den, or I’ll shoot her.” “Go ahead. Shoot her.” “Shut up! Get in the den!”


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Pic of the Day: “The laws of breaking and entering, as they pertain to Santa, are unclear.”


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Pic of the Day: “Forgive me, shopping makes me nervous.” “That’s all right, working here makes me nervous.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “That’s right. Got my ass back in the projects. The only place where you get robbed by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.”


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Pic of the Day: “So… you still think that killing yourself would make everyone feel happier, eh?” “Oh, I don’t know. I guess you’re right. I supposed it would have been better if I’d never been born at all.” “What did you say?” “I said I wished I was never born!” “Oh, you mustn’t say things like that… Oh, now wait a minute. That’s an idea now, isn’t it? What do you think? Ahhh… that will do it. All right, George… you’ve got your wish: you’ve never been born.”