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Pic of the Day: “Harry, are you wearing aftershave?” “That’s not aftershave, Marv. That’s kerosene. The rope is soaked in it.” “Now why would anyone wanna soak a rope in kerosene?”
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Pic of the Day: “Hermey! Aren’t you finished painting that yet? There’s a pile-up a mile wide behind you! What’s eatin’ ya, boy?” “Not happy with my work, I guess.” “What?” “I just don’t like to make toys.” “Oh, well, if that’s all… What? You don’t like to make toys?” “No.” “Hermey doesn’t like to make toys!” “Hermey doesn’t like to make toys. Shame on him!” “Do you mind telling me what you do want to do?” “Well, sir, someday, I’d like to be a… a dentist.” “A dentist?”
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Pic of the Day: “You’re dead, Roy. Don’t just stand there pretending you’re not.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You surprised to see us, Clark?” “Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.”
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Pic of the Day: “It’s good luck you know.” “What is?” “Getting pooed on by a bird.” “I’m busy, you’re weird, good-bye!”
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Pic of the Day: “Any calls?” “You have no messages.” “Odd. Better check the outgoing.” “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” “Hmm. Oh well.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “This is what you guys missed.” “She did Miley Cyrus.” “She destroyed Wrecking Ball.” “It was amazing.” “You still like that song.” “Everybody does.” “You can cry to it. You can run to it. You can party to it.” “Timeless!” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Can’t you just wave your hand, and like, Jedi mind trick the cops?” “I’m Santa Claus, Teddy, not Yoda.”
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Pic of the Day: “I can’t fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Mr. Kralik, are you still here? Are you deliberately trying to spoil my evening? Why do you want to do me harm? Why do you hate me so?” “I don’t.” “I suppose you love me.” “Why should I? What’ve you done to make me love you?” “I don’t want you to love me.” “I don’t!” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Personally, Veda’s convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Why is it, my old friend, that you’ve moved so far away from me?” “All motion is relative, Matt. Maybe it’s you who’ve moved away by standing still.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “All those days watching from the windows / All those years outside looking in / All that time never even knowing / Just how blind I’ve been / Now I’m here blinking in the starlight / Now I’m here suddenly I see / Standing here it’s all so clear / I’m where I’m meant to be.” ♫ (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “If we don’t fail sometimes, our successes won’t mean anything. You must have courage. Don’t give up.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Rocky, your mom sometimes does the wrong things, but for the right reasons.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Now I’m going to tell you something I’ve kept to myself for years. None of you ever knew George Gipp. He was long before your time, but you all know what a tradition he is at Notre Dame. And the last thing he said to me, ‘Rock,’ he said, ‘sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Gipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Rock,’ he said, ‘but I’ll know about it and I’ll be happy.'” (80th Anniversary)
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