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Pic of the Day: “How do you wanna get rid of him?” Well, do you want to shoot him?” “That’s a little noisy, isn’t it?” “Well, do you want to stab him?” “Well, that’s a little cold-blooded, isn’t it?” “Do you want to kill him, or not?” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Oh, you… you poor dumb son of a bitch. You’ve done more damage than you know.” “I hope so.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (95th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “All you people are so scared of me. Most days I’d take that as a compliment. But it ain’t me you gotta worry about now.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Stop. What… is your name?” “It is Arthur, King of the Britons.” “What… is your quest?” “To seek the Holy Grail.” “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” “What do you mean? An African or European swallow?” “Huh? I… I don’t know that…. Auuuuuuuugh!” “How do know so much about swallows?” “Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Anyone leaving here with with plague endangers the entire country. The entire country hasn’t got it. We have. A woman died here last night. This problem lies right here in our own community.” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Beautiful, mysterious woman pursued by gunmen. Sounds like a spy story.” “That’s exactly what it is.” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Don’t worry. I’ve done this before. Once.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You think you know who you are? You have no idea.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You’ve been a long way away.” Yes.” “Thank you for coming back to me.” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “If ever I should meet him again you will find out who is the best man of the two. I’ll fight him sword or pistol, captain as he is.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (80th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Man is born crying. When he has cried enough, he dies.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Listen, the sum of an arithmetic series is S=A+L times N over 2. Interesting, isn’t it?” “What do you want to learn that stuff for…? One day you’ll stop a bullet and it’ll all be worthless.” (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “We all lie to ourselves to be happy.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Rough business, this movie business. I’m gonna have to go back to loan-sharking just to take a rest.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Sin, sin, sin! You’re all sinners! You’re all doomed to perdition!” (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day (125th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “A world full of ignorant people is too dangerous to live in.” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “George, you’ve heard about this virus?… Shall I cough on you, George?” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “My name’s Lowry. Sam Lowry. I’ve been told to report to Mr. Warrenn.” “Thirtieth floor, sir. You’re expected.” “Um… don’t you want to search me?” “Information Retrieval: No sir.” “Do you want to see my ID?” “Information Retrieval: No need, sir.” “But I could be anybody.” “No you couldn’t sir. This is Information Retrieval.” (35th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn’t want to share… you know what they did?” “Have no idea.” “They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud. And leave the secret there forever.” (20th Anniversary)