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Pic of the Day: “What the hell kind of clown are you?” “The crying on the inside kind, I guess.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “You’ve got a friend in me / You’ve got a friend in me / When the road looks rough ahead / And you’re miles and miles / From your nice warm bed / You just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you’ve got a friend in me / Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find anything.” (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.” “A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?” ”Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven’t broken any rules.” “You want me to hold the chicken, huh?” “I want you to hold it between your knees.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Oh, there’s nothing wrong with the children. Only the governesses.” (55th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m a concert pianist. That’s a pretentious way of saying I’m… unemployed at the moment.”
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Pic of the Day: “Faith is a house with many rooms.” “But no room for doubt?” “Oh plenty, on every floor. Doubt is useful, it keeps faith a living thing. After all, you cannot know the strength of your faith until it is tested.”
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Pic of the Day: “The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”
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Pic of the Day: “I sold flowers; I didn’t sell myself. Now you’ve made a lady of me, I’m not fit to sell anything else.”
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Pic of the Day: “There’ll be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate… except those in your own mercenary little heart!”
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Pic of the Day: “I suppose we all have to grow old someday. I just don’t think you got to look bad in the process.”
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Pic of the Day: “Can you teach me to act?” “If you can act, I can help you. If you can’t nobody can teach you.”
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Pic of the Day: “You may not be allowed to vote, ma’am, but it is your government.” “Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.”
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Pic of the Day: “There are no two words in the English language more harmful than ‘good job’.”
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Pic of the Day: “What I love the most about the law?” “Yeah.” “It’s that every now and again – not often, but occasionally – you get to be a part of justice being done. That really is quite a thrill when that happens.”
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Pic of the Day: “Leslie… don’t behave like that… making a fuss o’er those people. You’re a Texan now.” “Is that a state of mind? I’m still myself…” “You’re my wife now honey, you’re a Benedict.” “I still have a mind of my own. Elsewhere being gracious is acceptable.”
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