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Pic of the Day: “God… if there is a God… if you’re a man or a woman… if you’re listening, I’d really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “The seaweed is always greener / In somebody else’s lake / You dream about going up there / But that is a big mistake / Just look at the world around you / Right here on the ocean floor / Such wonderful things surround you / What more is you lookin’ for?” ♫ (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You’d better watch out, McPherson, or you’ll finish up in a psychiatric ward. I doubt they’ve ever had a patient who fell in love with a corpse.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Ya know, I’ve been thinking, when you blew up your car, that means you blew up mine too.” “Yeah?” “Yeah, so now you owe me a 10 second car.” “Is that right?” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Would you like to swing on a star / Carry moonbeams home in a jar / And be better off than you are / Or would you rather be a mule?” ♫ (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Look Mister, there are some rules that you’ve got to follow.” “Yeah, what kind of rules?” “First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did I ever tell you about the first time I ever been outside the state of Georgia?” “No, when was that?” “Oh, a few minutes ago.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I love you, Pumpkin.” “I love you, Honey Bunny.” “All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!” “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “All farmers ever do is worry, whether the rain falls, the sun shines or the wind blows. In short, all they know is fear.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?” “Well Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. We really don’t…” “Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Mary, just… The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?” “Not good.” “You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?” “I’d say more like one out of a million.” “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I just can’t see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He was not a loony. He was the sanest man I ever knew in my life.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “That looks bad, have you taken anything for it?” “Ah, yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that’s okay.” “Try an antihistimine.” “I don’t like those, they make me pregnant.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Excuse me, Missy Rose, but it looks like the Devil’s in me here tonight.” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “It’s the circle of life / And it moves us all / Through despair and hope / Through faith and love / Till we find our place / On the path unwinding / In the circle / The circle of life.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I don’t care what they’re talkin’ about. All I want is a nice, fat recording.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What kind of a band is this, anyway?” “You gotta be under twenty-five.” “We could pass for that.” “You gotta be blonde.” “We could dye our hair.” “And you gotta be girls.” “We could…” “No, we couldn’t!” (60th Anniversary)
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