Archive for October, 2018

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Pic of the Day: “I wanted to ask you something because you’re a doctor… I don’t like myself sometimes. Can you help me?” “Barry, I’m a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?”


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Pic of the Day: “I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish, okay?”


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Pic of the Day: “Are you sure it will work?” “There’s no guarantee, but the theory’s perfectly feasible.”


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Pic of the Day: “Never sing my music again. Not here, not anywhere. Do you understand? Never again. My music is for Phoenix. Only she can sing it. Anyone else who tries, dies!”


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Pic of the Day: “Now sooner or later, they’re gonna get around to offering me a plea deal, and you know that. That’s why you came here to kill me.” “I ain’t come here to kill you…” “No, no, it’s OK, it’s OK, now. I forgive you.”


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Stop right now, thank you very much / I need somebody with a human touch / Hey you, always on the run / Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun” ♫


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Pic of the Day: “Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger.”


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Pic of the Day: “Can’t you understand, silly, that war is for grown men?”


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I wonder, I wonder if my heart keeps singing / Will my song go winging to someone who’ll find me / And bring back a love song to me?” ♫


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Pic of the Day: “I got a couple of mil’ comin’ in like a week. And when it gets in, I’ll give you a call and you come pick it up.” “You’ll give me a call?” “When it gets here, I’ll give you a call and you’ll come pick it up.” “Well, we don’t work for you, man!” “Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me.”


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t hold for killin’.” “You don’t have to… as long as you got somebody to do it for you.”


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Pic of the Day: “We’re living in a world that’s blowing itself to hell as fast as everybody can arrange it.”


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Pic of the Day: “Was that the Boogeyman?” “As a matter of fact, it was.” (40th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There must be something between us, even if it’s only an ocean.”


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Pic of the Day: “Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.”


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Pic of the Day: “You really think we can do this.” “We’re going to do it.”


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Pic of the Day: “Well, he’s certainly Navy.” “Yeah… so was Captain Bligh.”


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Pic of the Day: “Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d say it’s time you begun.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Go to hell!” “Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You’re killing me, Smalls!” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I’ll be very unhappy.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “100 million years ago, there were mosquitoes just like today. And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals. Even dinosaurs. Sometimes, after biting a dinosaur, mosquitoes would land on the branch of a tree and get stuck in the sap. After a long time, the tree sap would get hard and become fossilised, just like a dinosaur bone, preserving the mosquito inside. This fossilised tree sap, which we call amber, waited for millions of years with the mosquito inside, until Jurassic Park scientists came along. Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito, and bingo: Dino DNA!” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Could you make me a woman?” “Honey, I’m so happy!” “I knew you’d understand.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” (25th Anniversary)