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Pic of the Day: “Let me just pop it in the box. There.” “Look, can we be quite quick?” “Certainly sir. Ready in the flashiest of flashes! … There.” “That’s great.” “Not quite finished…” “Actually, I don’t need a bag, I’ll just put it in my pocket.” “Oh this isn’t a bag, sir.” “Really?” “This is SO much more than a bag…”
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Pic of the Day: “I tell you Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here…. Hello?” “Hello.” “How are you?” “How are you?” “I asked you first.” “I asked you first.” “Oh right, that’s REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.” “…Saying exactly what I say.” “I’m an idiot!” “You’re an idiot!” “Alright fine! I’m not talking to you anymore! In fact, I’m going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won’t be able to hear it.” “…You’re an idiot!”
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Pic of the Day: “Holly? Oh, there you are! You locked your best friend in a box and just ran off. Now how are you going to feel when poor Charles grows up and has to join a support group?”
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Pic of the Day: “What do you want with me?” “You will be haunted by three spirits.” “I’d rather not.”
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Pic of the Day: “Since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.”
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Pic of the Day: “None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What’s the secret, Max?” “The secret?” “Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.” “The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life. For me, it’s going to Rushmore.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So if your Mom is my Mom and my Dad is your Dad… and we’re both born on October 11th, then you and I are… like… sisters.” “Sisters? Hallie, we’re like twins!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’m a schoolteacher. I teach English composition… in this little town called Adley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years, I’ve been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was a coach of the baseball team in the springtime. Back home, I tell people what I do for a living and they think well, now that figures. But over here, it’s a big, a big mystery. So, I guess I’ve changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I’ve changed so much my wife is even going to recognize me, whenever it is that I get back to her. And how I’ll ever be able to tell her about days like today. Ah, Ryan. I don’t know anything about Ryan. I don’t care. The man means nothing to me. It’s just a name. But if… You know if going to Rumelle and finding him so that he can go home. If that earns me the right to get back to my wife, then that’s my mission.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.” “Walter…” “You mark that frame an 8, and you’re entering a world of pain.” “I’m not…” “A world of pain.” “Dude, he’s your partner…” “Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He’s not a person anymore. No, he stopped being a person when he took our daughters.”
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Pic of the Day: “Be careful. You’re a man who makes people afraid, and that’s dangerous.” “It’s what people know about themselves inside that makes ’em afraid.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why didn’t you call for a cab? Isn’t that what a gentleman usually does under the circumstances?” “Oh I didn’t say I was a gentleman. I said I was tired.
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Pic of the Day: “You killed a man in Bregenz.” “I did my best not to.” “You shot him at point blank and threw him off a roof. I would hardly call that showing restraint!”
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Pic of the Day: “Nothing’s turned out – Nothing’s turned out the way – I thought it would. When I was a kid, I – I used to believe in things. People seemed happier when I was a kid. People used to love each other. What happened?”
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Pic of the Day: “I do not believe in God, or art, or science, or newspapers, or politics, or philosophy.” “Then, Mr. Teacher, ain’t there nothing you do believe in?” “Money.”
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