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Pic of the Day: “Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Look Mister, there are some rules that you’ve got to follow.” “Yeah, what kind of rules?” “First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did I ever tell you about the first time I ever been outside the state of Georgia?” “No, when was that?” “Oh, a few minutes ago.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I love you, Pumpkin.” “I love you, Honey Bunny.” “All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!” “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “All farmers ever do is worry, whether the rain falls, the sun shines or the wind blows. In short, all they know is fear.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?” “Well Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. We really don’t…” “Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Mary, just… The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?” “Not good.” “You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?” “I’d say more like one out of a million.” “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I just can’t see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He was not a loony. He was the sanest man I ever knew in my life.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “That looks bad, have you taken anything for it?” “Ah, yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that’s okay.” “Try an antihistimine.” “I don’t like those, they make me pregnant.” (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Excuse me, Missy Rose, but it looks like the Devil’s in me here tonight.” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “It’s the circle of life / And it moves us all / Through despair and hope / Through faith and love / Till we find our place / On the path unwinding / In the circle / The circle of life.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I don’t care what they’re talkin’ about. All I want is a nice, fat recording.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What kind of a band is this, anyway?” “You gotta be under twenty-five.” “We could pass for that.” “You gotta be blonde.” “We could dye our hair.” “And you gotta be girls.” “We could…” “No, we couldn’t!” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Time will pass. Only time. And time will come. A time will come, when we can no longer name what it is that unites us. The name will gradually fade from our memory. Then it will disappear entirely.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Well, well. So this is Dodge City, huh? Sort of smells like Fort Worth, don’t it?” “Oh, that’s not the city you smell. That’s you! We better get you to a bathtub before somebody shoots you for a buffalo.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Dr Jones, wasn’t it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?” “No, it wasn’t my head.” “Then your hands, perhaps?” “No, it wasn’t my hands. It was my… my misunderstanding.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I am to charge you with a holy crusade.” “For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.” “Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one’s even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.” “New Jersey? That doesn’t sound like much of a crusade.” “Aside from the fine print, that’s it.” “What’s the fine print?” “Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.” “Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.” “Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Let’s just stick to the plan. The plan is for the gold, right?” “Hold on, we can help these people first, and then we can be on our way.” (20th Anniversary)
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