Archive for October 18, 2020

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Pic of the Day: “Ten little Indian boys went out to dine, one choked his little self and then there were nine… Nine little Indian boys sat up very late, one overslept himself and then there were eight… Eight little Indian boys traveling in Devon, one said he’d stay there and then there were seven. Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks, one chopped himself in halves and then there were six. Six little Indian boys playing with a hive, a bumblebee stung one and then there were five. Five little Indian boys going in for law, one got in chancery and then there were four. Four little Indian boys going out to sea, a red herring swallowed one and then there were three. Three little Indian boys walking in the zoo, a big bear hugged one and then there were two… Two little Indian boys sitting in the sun, one got for frizzled up and then there was one. One little Indian boy left all alone… so he went and hanged himself, and then there were none.” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” (25th Anniversary)