Archive for June 9, 2022


Pic of the Day: “I met a girl; she’s a cashier.” “No way! That’s awesome! We should fuckin’ double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what’s her name?” “White trash name. Guess.” “Mandy.” “Nope.” “Marilyn.” “Nope.” “Brittany?” “Nope.” “Tiffany.” “Nope.” “Candace.” “Nope.” “Don’t fuck with me on this! I know this shit!” “Do you see me fuckin’ with you? I’m completely serious.” “Alright, speed round. I’m gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin’ buzz it, okay? You got me?” “You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.” “Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin’ Becky?” “No.” “Wait; was it any of those names with a ‘Lynn’ after it?” “Yes.” “Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! “Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn…” “Tami-Lynn.” “Fuck!” (10th Anniversary)