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Pic of the Day: “If you meet our requirements, we’ll be only too glad to accomodate you. Uh, would you be good enough to mention, for instance, some outstanding crime you’ve committed?” “Crime? Crime? I’m afraid I can’t think of any, but I can safely say my whole life was one continuous misdemeanor.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “First when there’s nothing / But a slow glowing dream / That your fear seems to hide / Deep inside your mind / All alone I have cried / Silent tears full of pride / In a world made of steel / Made of stone / Well, I hear the music / Close my eyes, feel the rhythm / Wrap around, take a hold / Of my heart / What a feeling / Bein’s believin’ / I can have it all, now I’m dancing for my life / Take your passion / And make it happen / Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life.” ♫ (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I don’t want to waste a waking moment; I don’t want to sleep / I’m in so strong and so deep, and so are you / In my time I’ve said these words before, but now I realize / My heart was telling me lies, for your they’re true / We’re an all time high / We’ll change all that’s gone before / Doing so much more than falling in love / On an all time high / We’ll take on the world and win / So hold on tight, let the flight begin.” ♫ (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “How come they chained a white man to a black?” “The warden’s got a sense of humor.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “All right, so much for the ice-breakers. What are you after, Freddy?” “My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets.” “Why only 50, Freddy? Why not a hundred? While we’re dreaming, why not 150? Are you familiar with ‘Kershner’?” “‘Kershner’ does not apply.” “Bring this to trial, we’ll see if ‘Kershner’ applies.” “What’s ‘Kershner’?” “Please, let me handle this.” “‘Kershner’ was in Kentucky.” “‘Kershner’ was in Kentucky?” “‘Kershner’ was in Kentucky.” “All right, Freddy, forget ‘Kershner’. What’s your bottom line?” “Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets.” “What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten ‘Kershner’?” (20th Anniversary)
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