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Pic of the Day: “We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’ve made up my mind to rent to nobody but a woman.” “So, let me ask you something. Would I ever want to wear your stockings?” “No.” “Well, all right. Would I ever want to borrow your girdle, or your red and yellow dancing slippers?” “Of course not.” “Well, any woman, no matter who, would insist upon borrowing that dress you got on right now. You know why? Because it’s so pretty.” “I made it myself.” “And how would you like it if she spilled a cocktail all over it… at a party you couldn’t go with her to because she borrowed it to go to it… in?” “She might have something that I could wear.” “Not her.” “Why not?” “Because she’s so dumpy looking. Never has anything clean. That’s why she’s always borrowing your dresses.” “How do I know you’d be any better?” “Well, look at me. I’m neat, like a pin. Ah, let me stay.” “Well, look, I…” “I tell you what. We’ll try it out for a week. End of the week comes, if you’re not happy, we’ll flip a coin to see who moves out.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What do you believe in, then?” “Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.” (15th Anniversary)
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