Pic of the Day: “Customs had said to Billy and the gang, ‘You need to pay us $175,000 in cash today for us to release the water.’ I went down… well, Billy called me. I’m gonna speak completely, you know… this won’t go that far, I’m sure, but… Billy called and said, ‘Andy, we need you to take one big thing for the team.’ And I said, ‘My gosh, I’ve been taking something for the team every day.’ He said, ‘Well, you’re our wonderful gay leader, and we need you to go down. Will you suck dick to fix this water problem?’ And I said, ‘Billy, what?’ And he said, ‘Andy, if you will go down and suck Cunningham’s dick, who’s the head of Customs, and get him to clear all of the containers with water, you will save this festival.’ And I literally drove home, took a shower, I drank some mouthwash. I’m like, ‘Oh my gosh, I’m really…’ And I got into my car to drive across the island to take one for the team… and I got to his office, fully prepared to suck his dick.” (5th Anniversary)