Pic of the Day: “Hello, David. I am a distant backup copy of a person who was once named Emily. You are the original source of a clone Emily that Emily will fall in love with over 400 years from now. They were married. I have searched through time for you. With my limited resources, this is the only version of you I could find. You are very young. I’ve saved for many years to be able to purchase this one-way time travel. This embedded memory of me will only reveal itself to you at the appropriate time in your life, like a distant message in a bottle.” “Bottle.” “I’ve inherited wonderful memories of you, but we’ve never met. I’ve missed you dearly. I’ve written you a love poem. It is called ‘Will You Be the One to Discover My Dead Body?'” (5th Anniversary)