Pic of the Day: “Guy goes into the agent’s office and he says, ‘I’ve got an act for “you. Wait till you hear “this’. ‘Tell me a little about it. What’s the act?’ He says, ‘My wife and I come out on stage – I’ve taken a lot of medicine prior to the appearance, and I’ve eaten a lot of cabbages and things – she lies down on the stage, I squat over her, I pull down my pants, and I shit in her mouth. It’s mostly liquid. It’s like a diarrhoeic thing. I try to include corn and things that will not break down in the digestive system. Peanuts, of course. I try to get a lot of solid objects so that’s there’s a little action too. It’s not just a stream of brown liquid. And it all goes into… I can hit her mouth pretty well. I do have one polyp – I have a large, kind of a haemorrhoidal polyp, that sometimes throws my aim off and I have to… It’s kind of like Kentucky windage, but I usually get it. I can hear whether it’s hitting the hollow area of her throat. So I get as much as I can in there and then she gargles with it. You hear the gargling. She gargles and gargles. And then she swallows it. And we’re off. It’s about five minutes total’. The guy says, ‘Oh.” What do you call the act?'” (20th Anniversary)