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Pic of the Day: “I’ll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, you know, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Anisotremus virginicus, Holdacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon capistratus. You name it. Then one day I say, ‘fuck fish’. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That’s how much ‘fuck fish’.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.” “Did you really? How did it go? … I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Discovering the object of the game IS the object of the game.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Where am I going?” “All I can say is it’s a good place to lay low.” “Why?” “It’s the kind of place nobody wants to go looking.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What’s your new book about?” “A detective. He falls for the wrong woman.” “What happens to him?” “She kills him.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “So, what have I learned after all this time? After all the sleepless nights, lying to friends, lovers, myself? Playing this crooked game in this crooked town filled with backstabbers and four-faced liars? I’ll tell you what I’ve learned. One thing and one thing only. I fucking love Berlin!” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Jefferson’s an American saint because he wrote the words, ‘All men are created equal’. Words he clearly didn’t believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble, and they went out and died for those words, while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we’re living in a community. Don’t make me laugh. I’m living in America, and in America, you’re on your own. America’s not a country. It’s just a business. Now fucking pay me.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight…” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does / Can he swing / from a web? / No he can’t / He’s a pig / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig!” ♫ (15th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “It’s as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it’s terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He’s the only honest man I’ve come across in this town in 20 years. Naturally, they want to hang him.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Hey fuckhead!” “What?” “Don’t say what, Dixon, when she comes in calling you a fuckhead.” (5th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it’s not.” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit! I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.” (5th Anniversary)
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