Pic of the Day

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Pic of the Day: “You’re the innkeeper’s wife.” “Do innkeeper’s wives have naturally curly hair?” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.” “Let the kid talk.” “You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?” “Just cool it, Zippy.” “You sit on a throne of lies.” “Look, I’m not kiddin’.” “You’re a fake.” “I’m a fake?” “Yes!” “How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.” “You stink.” “I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right.” “You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”


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Pic of the Day: “They’ll blow their floofloovers. They’ll bang their tartookas. They’ll blow their whohoopers. They’ll bang their gardookas. They’ll spin their trumtookas. They’ll slam their slooslunkas. They’ll beat their blumbloopas. They’ll wham their whowonkas.”


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Pic of the Day: “Listen, Scrooge, if men were measured by kindness, you’d be no bigger than a speck of dust!”


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Pic of the Day: “A true selfless act always sparks another.”


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Pic of the Day: “Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I’m out on my ass.”


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I’m waking, spent too long playing dead / I’m shaking these blues out of my head / Not letting anybody bring me down / I’m ready for turning my life around” ♫


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Pic of the Day: “Well, I-I’d better go.” “Okay.” “Goodnight.” “Goodnight.” “Actually, I don’t have to go.” “Right. Good.” “I mean…” “No-no that’s good. Just, um, would you excuse me for one second? Just…” “Sure.”


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Pic of the Day: “Karen hated to say goodbye to Frosty, but as Santa promised, Frosty returned every year with the magical Christmas snow. And every year there was a big celebration with a big Christmas parade.”


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Pic of the Day: “Are you here all by yourself?” “Ma’am, I’m eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don’t think so.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Oh, this is too scary. I don’t think I wanna see any more!” “When you’re right, you’re right… You’re on your own, folks. We’ll meet you at the finale!”


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Pic of the Day: “Eureka! This year, Christmas will be – ours!”


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Pic of the Day: “Harry, are you wearing aftershave?” “That’s not aftershave, Marv. That’s kerosene. The rope is soaked in it.” “Now why would anyone wanna soak a rope in kerosene?”


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Pic of the Day: “Hermey! Aren’t you finished painting that yet? There’s a pile-up a mile wide behind you! What’s eatin’ ya, boy?” “Not happy with my work, I guess.” “What?” “I just don’t like to make toys.” “Oh, well, if that’s all… What? You don’t like to make toys?” “No.” “Hermey doesn’t like to make toys!” “Hermey doesn’t like to make toys. Shame on him!” “Do you mind telling me what you do want to do?” “Well, sir, someday, I’d like to be a… a dentist.” “A dentist?”


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Pic of the Day: “You’re dead, Roy. Don’t just stand there pretending you’re not.” (10th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You surprised to see us, Clark?” “Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.”


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Pic of the Day: “Well… that didn’t exactly go as well as I’d hoped.”


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Pic of the Day (115th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “It’s good luck you know.” “What is?” “Getting pooed on by a bird.” “I’m busy, you’re weird, good-bye!”


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Pic of the Day: “Any calls?” “You have no messages.” “Odd. Better check the outgoing.” “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” “Hmm. Oh well.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “This is what you guys missed.” “She did Miley Cyrus.” “She destroyed Wrecking Ball.” “It was amazing.” “You still like that song.” “Everybody does.” “You can cry to it. You can run to it. You can party to it.” “Timeless!” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Come on. There’s a lot more chimneys to explore tonight!” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Can’t you just wave your hand, and like, Jedi mind trick the cops?” “I’m Santa Claus, Teddy, not Yoda.”


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Pic of the Day: “I can’t fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?” (30th Anniversary)