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Pic of the Day: “Howdy ma’am. How are you doing today?” “Hot. And I don’t mean the good kind. So, what don’t you want?” “Pardon?” “What don’t you want?” “Oh, well, uh. I think I’ll just, uh…” “You know. I’ve been working here for 44 years. Ain’t nobody ever ordered nothing but T-Bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don’t sell no goddamned trout. T-bone steaks. So either you don’t want the corn on the cob, or you don’t want the green beans. So what don’t you want?” “I don’t want green beans.” “I don’t want green beans either.” “Steaks cooked medium rare.” “Can I get my steak cooked just a…” “That weren’t no question.” “All right.” “Iced tea for you boys.” “Iced tea’d be great.” “Iced tea, yep. Thank you ma’am.” “Uh-huh.” “Well I’ll tell you one thing. Nobody’s gonna rob this son of bitch.” “My word.” (10th Anniversary)

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