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Pic of the Day: ♫ “By a waterfall I’m calling you / We can share it all beneath a ceiling of blue / We’ll spend a heavenly day / Here where the whispering waters play / There’s a whipperwill that’s calling you / By a waterfall, he’s dreaming too / There’s a magic melody / Mother nature sings to me / Beside a waterfall with you” ♫ (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I’ve made up my mind to rent to nobody but a woman.” “So, let me ask you something. Would I ever want to wear your stockings?” “No.” “Well, all right. Would I ever want to borrow your girdle, or your red and yellow dancing slippers?” “Of course not.” “Well, any woman, no matter who, would insist upon borrowing that dress you got on right now. You know why? Because it’s so pretty.” “I made it myself.” “And how would you like it if she spilled a cocktail all over it… at a party you couldn’t go with her to because she borrowed it to go to it… in?” “She might have something that I could wear.” “Not her.” “Why not?” “Because she’s so dumpy looking. Never has anything clean. That’s why she’s always borrowing your dresses.” “How do I know you’d be any better?” “Well, look at me. I’m neat, like a pin. Ah, let me stay.” “Well, look, I…” “I tell you what. We’ll try it out for a week. End of the week comes, if you’re not happy, we’ll flip a coin to see who moves out.” (80th Anniversary)
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