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Pic of the Day: “Daddy, you’re a crook.” “What?” “This is illegal.” “You make money? Do you have a job?” “No, but don’t people need good cars? Can’t you sell good cars, Dad?” “Listen, you little wiseacre: I’m smart, you’re dumb; I’m big, you’re little; I’m right, you’re wrong, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “In response to Roman numeral section three, part two, of subset D… of the question…the answer is…” “Mr. Melon? Mr. Melon?” “Hey, relax. This man’s been put under a lot of pressure. Let’s take it easy on him. Say it! Say it!” “The answer is… four?” “… Right.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I won the fight, didn’t I, Dink?” “I’ll say you did.” “Ain’t you proud of your old man now?” “Aw gee, Champ, I always was.” “And you was gonna throw that towel in and stop the fight. Ain’t you ashamed of yourself?” “Champ! Champ!” “Dink, keep your chin up. Don’t cry. Come on. Give your old man a smile.” “Champ! Champ! Open your eyes! Look at me! Champ!” (90th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I think if any of us imagined – really imagined – what it would be like to go into a tree at 150 miles per hour we would probably never get into the cars at all, none of us. So it has always seemed to me that to do something very dangerous requires a certain absence of imagination.” (55th Anniversary)
