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Pic of the Day: “What part of ‘I want the sausage and the bun dead, if you see them, come and get me. And if I found out that you didn’t come and get me, or if you couldn’t find them, I’ll fucking kill your ass’ did you not understand, Tequila?” “Uh, it’s a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Robin, listen to these riddles. Tell me if you interpret them as l do. One. What has yellow skin and writes?” “A ball-point banana!” “Right. Two. What people are always in a hurry?” “Rushing people? Russians!” “Right again. Now, what would you say they mean?” “Banana. Russian. I’ve got it! Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana peel and break their neck!” “Precisely, Robin!” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Your boss, Armansky, he tells me you only do jobs that interest you. So I suppose I should be flattered. You gonna sit down? He also says that you’re the one he goes to when the job is sensitive. That’s the word he used. Sensitive. I’m gonna use illegal. Because that’s what it was when you hacked into my computer. I’m not gonna do anything about that. I could, but I won’t. What I’m gonna do is tell you a story and if it entertains you maybe you’ll decide to help me research further. And if not, I’ll do the washing up and you’ll never see me again. Here, you should eat that.” “What kind of research?” “Lisbeth. Oh, can I call you Lisbeth? I want you to help me catch a killer of women.” (15th Anniversary)
