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Pic of the Day: “Why are you stealing food?” “I was just, uh, noticing that you’re out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back.” “Gee, well, you know, it’s free. You don’t have to steal it.” “Well, if it’s free, then I ain’t stealin’.” (50th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You will marry me when it’s over, won’t you, Jane? You won’t be mad at me because I didn’t marry you now?” “Of course I won’t be mad. But you take care of yourself.” “I will.” “You write to me.” “I will. You do understand, don’t you?” “I think so.” “You know it’s because I wouldn’t want you to be… well, you know, if anything happened to me…”A widow, you mean.” “Well, yes, but not only that. If something happened… I mean, if I was…” “If you were wounded? Oh, Bill, I’d take care of you the rest of our lives, always.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn’t for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he’s forced to. It’s up to the woman to knock him down, hogtie him, and drag him in front of two witnesses immediately if not sooner. Anytime after that is too late.” (75th Anniversary)
