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Pic of the Day “Listen Angie, I been looking for a girl every Saturday night of my life. I’m 34 years old. I’m just tired of looking, that’s all. I like to find a girl. Everybody’s always telling me get married, get married, get married. Don’t you think I wanna get married? I wanna get married. Everybody drives me crazy.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “I never told you, but I was married once before… What’s wrong with you?” “You’re what’s wrong with me John.” “It was just a drunken Vegas thing.” “Oh, that’s better. That’s much better. What’s her name and social security number?” No, you’re not gonna kill her.” (20th Anniversary)
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