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Pic of the Day: “We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.” “Say what?” “They look like they’re from the CIA, or somethin’.” “What they want to eat?” “The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, with nothin’ on it.” “Elwood.” And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.” “And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers!” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Are you sure you took care of everything?” “Just keep your eye on car number 2. Now, at approximately the 50-mile mark, car number 3, it loses its transmission.” “Ha ha ha, transmission!” “And in about five seconds, car number 4 bites the dust.” “Perfect! Ha ha ha! Genius, Max, positive genius! What’s next?” “Car number 5, the engine falls out!” “Car number 5! Ha ha ha ha! … Er, Max… we’re number 5.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day “Listen Angie, I been looking for a girl every Saturday night of my life. I’m 34 years old. I’m just tired of looking, that’s all. I like to find a girl. Everybody’s always telling me get married, get married, get married. Don’t you think I wanna get married? I wanna get married. Everybody drives me crazy.” (70th Anniversary)
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