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Pic of the Day: “As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is… I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now’s the fucking time!”
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Pic of the Day: “May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?” “Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.” “How’d you come to that conclusion?” “Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y’know, he’s just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin’ in the gym and bust me in my ass while I’m on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I’m realizing, y’know, he’s not snarling, he’s sneezing. Y’know, ain’t no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I’m thinking, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She’s about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I’d say she’s up to something. And to be honest, I’d appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it…. Or do I owe her an apology?”
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Pic of the Day: “So, the wedding was postponed?” “Oh, no, not the wedding. We had the wedding. My daddy gave me away.” “But you said Archie Lee waited.” “Yeah, after the wedding he waited.” “For what?” “For me to be ready for marriage.” “How long did he have to wait?” “Oh, he’s still waiting.”
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Pic of the Day: “Milt, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?” “Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…”
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