Posts tagged “Pic of the Day

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Pic of the Day: “Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie.” “But didn’t nobody die!” “You destroyed half a city block!” “That block was already messed up. “And you lost a lot of evidence!” “We still got a little bit left.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I got to like this farm. Do anything I want. Roll in the fields, talk to the wheat patches. When I was sleepin’, they’d talk to me. They’d go in my dreams.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Nobody ever kissed me the way you do.” (70th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Wakanda forever!” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “All right, fellas… let’s go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn’t run as fast as I could.” (85th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “This is no dream! This is really happening!” (55th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Hello.” “Yeah?” “I’m here for the gangbang…” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Let’s get down to business / To defeat the Huns / Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? / You’re the saddest bunch I ever met / But you can bet before we’re through / Mister, I’ll make a man out of you” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Growing up can be a little bit scary and weird.” (5th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “If you only knew what it meant seeing you smile for the first time.” (75th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You always told me to stay off the freeway.” “Yes, that’s true.” “You said it was suicide.” “Then let us hope that I was wrong.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “If you tell me we’ll make it I’ll believe you.” “We’ll make it. We have to.” (20th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You try it and I’ll call the shore patrol.” “I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! ” (50th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Your destiny is no longer just yours. It’s mine too.” (60th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I am not going out with his sister!” “Dude, that’s the defense, ya gotta psych them out.” “Yeah, ya gotta say totally fucked up shit to psych them out.” “Oh… Hey wait a minute, why is me going out with his sister totally fucked up?” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You’re a teacher?” “Part-time.” (15th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “What are they doing? Why do they come here?” “Some kind of instinct. Memory of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “By a waterfall I’m calling you / We can share it all beneath a ceiling of blue / We’ll spend a heavenly day / Here where the whispering waters play / There’s a whipperwill that’s calling you / By a waterfall, he’s dreaming too / There’s a magic melody / Mother nature sings to me / Beside a waterfall with you” ♫ (90th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “You’ve got a lot of spunk kid, but no one’s gonna help a bunch of ants.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Nothing’s impossible, you just gotta believe.” (30th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “There’s a reason for everything. There’s always a plan.” (45th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.” (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “I’ve made up my mind to rent to nobody but a woman.” “So, let me ask you something. Would I ever want to wear your stockings?” “No.” “Well, all right. Would I ever want to borrow your girdle, or your red and yellow dancing slippers?” “Of course not.” “Well, any woman, no matter who, would insist upon borrowing that dress you got on right now. You know why? Because it’s so pretty.” “I made it myself.” “And how would you like it if she spilled a cocktail all over it… at a party you couldn’t go with her to because she borrowed it to go to it… in?” “She might have something that I could wear.” “Not her.” “Why not?” “Because she’s so dumpy looking. Never has anything clean. That’s why she’s always borrowing your dresses.” “How do I know you’d be any better?” “Well, look at me. I’m neat, like a pin. Ah, let me stay.” “Well, look, I…” “I tell you what. We’ll try it out for a week. End of the week comes, if you’re not happy, we’ll flip a coin to see who moves out.” (80th Anniversary)