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Pic of the Day: “There’s no Christmas in the Army, Captain.”

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Pic of the Day: “Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon!”


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Pic of the Day: “I was a captain of industry. Feared by men, adored by women.” “Adored… Let’s be honest Lou, you paid for the women.”


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Pic of the Day: “What about Santa’s reindeer? Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?” “Yes.” “Well, I haven’t.” “Have you ever seen a million dollars?” “No.” “Just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.”


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Pic of the Day: “I was praying for a cathedral.” “No, Henry. You were praying for guidance.”


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Pic of the Day: “Let me just pop it in the box. There.” “Look, can we be quite quick?” “Certainly sir. Ready in the flashiest of flashes! … There.” “That’s great.” “Not quite finished…” “Actually, I don’t need a bag, I’ll just put it in my pocket.” “Oh this isn’t a bag, sir.” “Really?” “This is SO much more than a bag…”


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Pic of the Day: “I tell you Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here…. Hello?” “Hello.” “How are you?” “How are you?” “I asked you first.” “I asked you first.” “Oh right, that’s REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.” “…Saying exactly what I say.” “I’m an idiot!” “You’re an idiot!” “Alright fine! I’m not talking to you anymore! In fact, I’m going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won’t be able to hear it.” “…You’re an idiot!”