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Pic of the Day: “Until then I had done things my way, but from then on something stepped in and shunted me off to a different destination than the one I’d picked for myself.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen / Pour myself a cup of ambition / Yawn and stretch and try to come to life / Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin’ / Out on the street the traffic starts jumpin’ / With folks like me on the job from 9 to 5” ♫ (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Just checking.” “Everything all right?” “Yep. Two corpses. Everything’s fine.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You be careful, madam, or you’ll turn my pretty head with your flattery.” “I often wished I could turn your head – on a spit, over a slow fire.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes’ sex organs.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You didn’t happen to see my suit in there, did you?” “Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it.” “Did you get anything for it?” “Uh… dollar forty.” “That’s my suit all right.” (85th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Hey, Rhonda you ever seen anything like this before?” “Oh, sure Earl. Everyone knows about them we just didn’t tell you.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Do you go out with friends?” “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Why’d I get mixed up with that bitch?” “Cause she’s got a great ass… and you got your head all the way up it!” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “You louse. You got some fuckin’ neck ain’t you. Retired? Fuck off, you’re revolting. Look at your suntan, it’s leather, it’s like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I’m gonna have that? You really think I’m gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I’ll make it easy for you. God knows you’re fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It’s not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?” (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What if I told you I’ve got a plan worked out to get it all?” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “People around here are very poor I suppose.” “Not poor, they just haven’t got money.” “It’s the same thing.” “Oh no, it’s something quite different.” (75th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?” “About fifty thousand times.” (30th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Gentlemen, I have been examining this aeroplane.” “Yeah?” “Yes. We’ve everything we need here to build a new one and fly it out.” (55th Anniversary)
