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Pic of the Day: “Say something.” “What do you say to a tree?” “Anything you want.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “What’s this? Is it my book?” “Yes.” “C.K. Dexter Haven, you have unsuspected depth!” “Thanks, old chap.” “But have you read it?” “When I was trying to stop drinking, I read anything.” “And did you stop drinking?” “Yes. Your book didn’t do it, though.” (80th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “There must be some mistake. I’m Hastings, the telegraph agent. Nobody told me this train was stopping.” “They didn’t?” “No, I just told you they didn’t. And they ought to. What I want to know is why didn’t they?” “Maybe they didn’t think it was important.” “Important? It’s the first time the streamliner’s stopped here in four years.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I am a man of constant sorrow / I’ve seen trouble all my day / I bid farewell to old Kentucky / The place where I was born and raised.” ♫ (20th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Why waste those cute little tricks that the army taught us just because it’s sort of peaceful now?” (60th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I yam what I yam, and I yam what I yam that I yam / And I got a lotta muscle, and I only gots one eye / And I’ll never hurt nobodys, and I’ll never tell a lie / Top to me bottom, and me bottom to me top / That’s the way it is, ’til the day that I drop / What am I? I yam what I yam.” ♫ (40th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Why don’t you just go home?” “Pal, I’ve been asking myself that all night.” (35th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Whoever opens this box will be turned into brimstone and ashes.” (65th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!” (45th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?” “No.” “Do you think I deserve it?” “What?” “Do you think I deserve your full attention?” “I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don’t want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.” “Okay – no. You don’t think I deserve your attention.” “I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try, but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?” (10th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, ‘In this world, Elwood, you must be’ – she always called me Elwood – ‘In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant’. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “Playing music is supposed to be fun. It’s about heart, it’s about feelings, moving people, and something beautiful, and it’s not about notes on a page. I can teach you notes on a page, I can’t teach you that other stuff.” (25th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “We all want to forget something, so we tell stories. It’s easier that way.” (70th Anniversary)
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Pic of the Day: “He wants to know if you are gods.” “Not gods. Englishmen. The next best thing.” (45th Anniversary)
