Pic of the Day: “Look I don’t wanna take up a ton of your time, but I’m gonna kill myself. I just thought that someone should know. I don’t really know how this works. I’m probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so… Or U-Haul, maybe, just not a bus. I’m not gonna be a dick and make people watch, but it has to be big; it’s gotta be so big that it just… done; kills me. Lights out. ‘Cause if it just maims me, and I’m like… well then, how’s that good for anyone? Then I gotta find a nurse to smother me. How am I gonna get across smothering if I’m… we don’t need to get caught up in the minutia; I just thought that an adult… you should know.” “Wow. This is, uh… a lot to take in, Nadine. I – I wish I knew what to say. Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note just now. ‘Dear everybody, as some of you know, I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same… especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought, you know what? I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness. I really would. It sounds… relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers’.” “You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it.” “Well, not for sure, but I can dream.” (10th Anniversary)