Pic of the Day: “Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I’m kicked out of school. I don’t know what I’m gonna do, man. My mom’s gonna kill me.” “C’mon, she’s not gonna kill you.” “Yes she is. See, I’m the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, ‘Weensie, if you screw this up, I’ll kill you.’ She showed me the knife!”