Archive for September, 2017

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Pic of the Day: “Step aside, sir. Random security check.” “Random, my behind. You always stop me.” “I’m just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?” “Lara Croft.” “Name?” “Wreck-It Ralph.” “And where you coming from?” “Uh, ‘Pac-Man’.” “You bring any fruit with you?” “No! No, no fruit.” “Okay, then, where you headed?” “Uh, ‘Fix-It Felix, Jr’.” “Anything to declare?” “I hate you.” “I get that a lot. Proceed.”


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Pic of the Day: “Rose, give me those keys. Give me those keys! Rose, now, now! The keys!” “Whoa be careful bro.” “What the fuck?” “I didn’t do anything.” “What the fuck is going on?” “Where are those keys, Rose?” “You know I can’t give you the keys right babe?”


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Pic of the Day: “We could get into trouble.” “That’s how you know it’s an adventure.”


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Pic of the Day: “Dad?” “Yeah?” “Are you scared?” “Yes.” “You don’t have to worry about me.” “I like worrying about you.” “You don’t have to anymore.” “I’ll always worry about you Alton. That’s the deal.”


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Pic of the Day: “What did you just do?” “I just put in one bullet, didn’t I?” “You put a live round in that gun?” “Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance…” “Eight? Who taught you math?!”


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Pic of the Day: “What do you see here?” “Bunkers, sir.” “What’s in them?” “Stuff they stole from Kuwait.” “Bullshit. I’m talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.” “You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?” “No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.”


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Pic of the Day: “You’re soft and warm. We’re told earth beings are cold.” “Well… not all of us.”


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Pic of the Day: “I don’t get it. Why are they confessing?” “They’re not confessing.” “They’re bragging.”


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Pic of the Day: ” Only one thing gets me. When you work on a newspaper, I’d get those wire releases and know I was the first person in town who had the news, all the news. I guarantee you my wife knows what’s going on in Bastogne. All I know is what’s going on in the 2nd squad of the 3rd platoon of I company.”


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Mother, should I run for president? / Mother, should I trust the government?” ♫


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Pic of the Day: “Who’s that?”


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Pic of the Day: “What the-? I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny… Black Dynamite, I mean, really?” “Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties. What did you expect?”


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Batter up! Hear that call / The time has come, for one and all / To play ball / We’re the members of the All American League / We come from cities near and far / We’ve got Canadians, Irish ones and Swedes / We’re all for one, we’re one for all, we’re all American.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I see a little silhouetto of a man / Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango / Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me / Galileo / Galileo / Galileo / Galileo / Galileo figaro / Magnifico / I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me / He’s just a poor boy from a poor family / Spare him his life from this monstrosity.” ♫ (25th Anniversary)


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Pic of the Day: “Have you lost your fuckin’ mind?” “Joe, you’re making a terrible mistake. I’m not gonna let you make it.” “Come on, guys! Nobody wants this! We’re supposed to be fucking professionals!” “Larry, look. It’s been quite a long time. A lot of jobs. There’s no need for this, man. Lets just put our guns down, and lets settle this with a fuckin’ conversation.” “Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. I repeat: If you kill that man, you die next.” (25th Anniversary)