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Pic of the Day: “The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?”
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Pic of the Day: “If we take them with us to Mars, Santa’s disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians.”
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Pic of the Day: “I don’t like crooks. And if I did like ’em, I wouldn’t like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn’t like you.”
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Pic of the Day: “Houston, this is Mission Specialist Ryan Stone. I’m off structure and I’m drifting… Do you copy? … Anybody…? Anyone…? Please copy.”
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Pic of the Day: “Why are you smiling?” “It’s just… it’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly… and that makes me kind of happy.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know, you really don’t need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.”
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Pic of the Day: “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
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Pic of the Day: “Are you an angry man, Henry?” “About what?” “Are you envious? Do you get envious?” “I don’t think so. No.” “I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.” “That part of me is gone… working and not succeeding- all my failures has left me… I just don’t… care.” “Well, if it’s in me, it’s in you. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone.”
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Pic of the Day: “You are my friends. There is no greater love than for a man to lay down his life for his friends. I cannot be with you much longer, my friends. You cannot go where I am going. My commandment to you after I am gone is this: Love one another. As I have loved you, so love one another.”
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Pic of the Day: “Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Elf.” “What about side by side with a friend?” “Aye. I could do that.”
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Pic of the Day: “Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’ve already wasted my whole life. I want to tell you with my last breath that I have always loved you. I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side as a condemned soul, than enter heaven without you. Because of your love, I will never be a lonely spirit.”
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Pic of the Day: “Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.” “What truth?” “There is no spoon.”
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Pic of the Day: “James Francis Ryan of Iowa?” “Yes, sir. Paton, Iowa, that’s correct. What is this about?” “Your brothers were killed in combat.” “Which – Which ones?” “All of them.”
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Pic of the Day: “Listen, Rose. You’re gonna get out of here, you’re gonna go on and you’re gonna make lots of babies, and you’re gonna watch them grow. You’re gonna die an old… an old lady warm in her bed, not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me?”
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Pic of the Day: “I came to pick you up. You have a game to play.” “I’m helping my friends right now.” “Are you aware that your ‘friends’ are cartoon characters?” “Yeah, so?” “So if it doesn’t bother you, it doesn’t bother me.”
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Pic of the Day: “You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?” “They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?” “No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.” “Then what do they call it?” “They call it a Royale with cheese.” “A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?” “Well, a Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.” “Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?” “I dunno, I didn’t go into Burger King.”
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Pic of the Day: “All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!” “Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
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