Image
Pic of the Day: “I want my leg.” “Why?” “I want my leg!” “Why? You can’t feel it no how!” “It’s my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can’t you understand that? All’s I’m sayin’ is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country! And I think that I deserve to be treated… decent!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?” “No, no, that’s too limited… nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can’t even set you up for a commercial. You played a tomato for 30 seconds, they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn’t sit down.” “Of course. It was illogical.” “YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn’t have logic. A tomato can’t move.” “That’s what I said. So if he can’t move, how’s he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber… I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “You really like animals don’t you, Ken? What’s the attraction.” “Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don’t sh-sh-sh-sh-” “Shit on you?” “Show off all the t-time.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “You think just because you made a little money you can get a new hairdo and some expensive clothes and turn yourself into a lady. But you can’t, because you’ll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Always remember your promise to me. Never let nobody or nothing turn you into no cripple.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Oooh fuuudge!” “Only I didn’t say ‘fudge.’ I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the ‘F-dash-dash-dash’ word!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Who is down there with you, Mary?” “It’s George Bailey, mother.” “George Bailey? What does he want?” “I don’t know! What do you want?” “Me? Nothing! I just came in to get warm.” “He’s making violent love to me, mother!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.” “I didn’t send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.” “Don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?”
Image
Pic of the Day: “My speech! Here’s my Christmas speech. Ahem. Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.” “That was the speech?” “It was dumb!” “It was obvious!” “It was pointless!” “It was… short!” “I loved it!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head… hey, I can dream, can’t I?”
Image
Pic of the Day: “As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove, he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who. Little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two. She stared at the Grinch and said…” “Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?” “But do you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick, that he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.” “Why my sweet little tot…” “The fake Santie Claus lied…” “…there’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I’ll fix it up there, then I’ll bring it back here.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “You’re not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?” “No, for three reasons: A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.”
Image
Pic of the Day: ♫ “Why am I such a misfit? / I am not just a nit wit! / I’m an adorable reindeer / Why don’t I fit in?” ♫
Image
Pic of the Day: “What a great day.” “We should do it more often.” “Yeah. Once a week should be enough.” “It’ll be another 365 days until we get more Christmas.”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Snow belongs in its proper places: mountain tops, poetry, and songs by Bing Crosby!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “Jack, please, I’m only an elected official here, I can’t make decisions by myself!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “I wear the chain I forged in life! I made it link by link and yard by yard! I gartered it on of my own free will and by my own free will, I wore it!”
Image
Pic of the Day: “It’s Christmas Eve! It’s… it’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we… we… we smile a little easier, we… w-w-we… we… we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be!”
B+ Movie Blog 