Archive for April 10, 2013

Fun with Franchises: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002), Part III — “What If Spiders Start Coming Through the Whomping Willow’s Dick Hole?”

What better way to start Fun with Franchises than with the king of all franchises (that we haven’t done yet)? This is the highest grossing franchise of all time, and is without a doubt the main one I grew up with, so it made sense to start with it. Harry Potter is by far the one franchise that every single one of my friends and I could make jokes and references to and have everyone get those jokes and references. Plus it’s just great.

I had so much fun with the Disney films and later the Bond films, I thought, “Let’s just try this with everything else.” Essentially this is us just watching these movies that we can talk endlessly about because we grew up with them and just cracking jokes and asking all these logical questions. It’s all for fun and basically for parody. We do this because we love them.

And that’s Fun with Franchises. Right now, we’re doing the Harry Potter franchise, and today is the third part of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Title Card (more…)


Pic of the Day: ♫ “Nobody does it better / Makes me feel sad for the rest / Nobody does it half as good as you / Baby, you’re the best / I wasn’t lookin’, but somehow you found me / I tried to hide from your love light / But like heaven above me / The spy who loved me / Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight.” ♫