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Pic of the Day: “Alicia, does our relationship warrant long-term commitment? I need some kind of proof, some kind of verifiable, empirical data.” “I’m sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.”
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Pic of the Day: “Nothin’. A handful of nothin’. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin’. Just like today when he kept comin’ back at me – with nothin’.” “Yeah, well, sometimes nothin’ can be a real cool hand.”
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Pic of the Day: “There are two people in this barracks who know I didn’t do it. Me and the guy that did do it.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Fahoo fores / Dahoo dores / Welcome Christmas / Come this way. / Fahoo fores / Dahoo dores / Welcome Christmas / Christmas day. / Welcome, welcome / Fahoo ramus / Welcome, welcome / Dahoo damus. / Christmas day is in our grasp / So long as we have hands to clasp.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer / Had a very shiny nose / And if you ever saw it / You would even say it glows. / All of the other reindeer / Used to laugh and call him names / They never let poor Rudolph / Join in any reindeer games. / Then one foggy Christmas Eve / Santa came to say / Rudolph with your nose so bright / Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight? / Then how the reindeer loved him / As they shouted out with glee / Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer / You’ll go down in history.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.” “Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.” “Oh, yeah.”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Christmas time is here / Happiness and cheer / Fun for all that children call / Their favorite time of the year. / Snowflakes in the air / Carols everywhere / Olden times and ancient rhymes / Of love and dreams to share. / Sleigh bells in the air / Beauty everywhere / Yuletide by the fireside / And joyful memories there / Christmas time is here / Families drawing near / Oh, that we could always see / Such spirit through the year.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “Frosty the Snowman / Was a jolly happy soul / With a corncob pipe and a button nose / And two eyes made out of coal. / Frosty the Snowman / Is a fairytale they say / He was made of snow / But the children know / How he came to life one day.” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “Is daddy home?” “He’s on an adventure, exploring the mountains. He’s been gone a long time.” “Exploring mountains, huh? How long is he gonna be gone?” “Until next year.” “Yeah? What about mommy?” “She lives in God’s house, with Jesus and Mary and the ghost and the long-eared donkey and the talking walnut.” “Well, who the fuck takes care of you, then?” “Grandma.” “Yeah, what’s her name?” “Grandma.” “Is Granny spry?”
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Pic of the Day: “Oh! A case… for my harmonica.” “Oh, my! A chain for my… watch. Oh, Mickey, it’s beautiful. But I traded my watch to get you that case.” “And I traded my harmonica to get a chain for your watch.” “Oh, Mickey! I can’t believe you gave up what means the most to you for me.” “Oh, Minnie. You’re all the music I’ll ever need.”
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Pic of the Day: “I’m gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!”
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Pic of the Day: ♫ “I’m Mister Green Christmas / I’m Mr. Sun / I’m Mister Heat Blister / I’m Mister Hundred and One. / They call me Heat Miser / Whatever I touch / Starts to melt in my clutch / I’m too much!” ♫
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Pic of the Day: “Aren’t you hot in that?” “Yes, I’m stifling. But it’s so pretty… The Kirbys.” “Is that another Christmas present?” “Yes.” “Did I give it to you?” “Yes.” “I’m spoiling you.”
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Pic of the Day: “I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going and I definitely am not going!”
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Pic of the Day: “What is your name?” “Kris Kringle.” “Where do you live?” “That’s what this hearing will decide.” “A very sound answer, Mister Kringle. Do you really believe that you’re Santa Claus?” “Of course.” “The state rests, your honor.”
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