Archive for May 27, 2013

Fun with Franchises: Star Wars Episode IV – A New Hope (1977), Part I — “I Love How This Movie Begins With Two Robots Stealing a Car”

Today we begin another entry in our Fun with Franchises series — we begin another FRANCHISE in our Fun with Franchise series — the Star Wars franchise.

In case you don’t know how this works — a while back, I decided to rank my favorite Disney movies and rank my favorite James Bond movies. And the Disney ones were mostly straight synopses and not too much fun, but when I got to Bond, I enlisted the help of my friend Colin (whose blog is Fuck yeah, promotion!), who knows everything about the Bond franchise that I do not, for those articles, and along the way, learned how to have fun with it. And, by the end of the Bond articles, we were having so much fun that I said, “Man, we have to do this again with other stuff.” Because I spent about a straight month and a half putting together those articles. That’s how much time and effort actually goes into something like that. And not once did it feel like work. It was so much fun that I knew, as long as we were doing it for comedy purposes and able to riff off of each other — we could do pretty much any film and it would work.

And very quickly, the first ones you come up with are the major franchises, because those are not only the most fun, but also the most universally known. Everyone’s gonna understand all the jokes we make (well… most of them. Some of them might be limited to three people) about them. So that’s what we’re doing. And if you’re gonna have fun with franchises, it wouldn’t be right if you didn’t franchise it. Also, just so we’re clear, this is all for parody. We’re just messing with them because we love them.

And that’s Fun with Franchises. Right now, we’re about to start the Star Wars franchise, and we’re beginning with the rightful first entry in this franchise, Star Wars (technically called Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope — fuck that prequel shit. We start from the source), Part I:

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Pic of the Day: “I love you.” “Why?” “You can’t ask why about love.”

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