Pic of the Day: “You are British?” “Scottish. I am Scottish.” “Scottish? Ha! Ha! Why didn’t you say so?… Great soldiers. Very brave. And good people. Completely. Let me tell you, if I could be anything instead of a Ugandan, I would be a Scot.” “Right… Really?” “He. Except for the red hair, which I’m sure is attractive to your women, but which we Africans, we find is quite disgusting.”