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Pic of the Day: “Mutt can be a little impetuous.” “Well, it’s not the worst quality in the world. Keep your arms above the surface. When the kid comes back, grab on.” “Indy, he…” “He’s a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.” “Mutt, I mean…” “Not everybody is cut out for it.” “His name is Henry!” “Henry. Good name.” “He’s your son.” “My son?” “Henry Jones III.” “Why the hell didn’t you make him finish school?”
Fun with Franchises: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005), Part V — “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Duggory”
We continue with another entry in our Fun with Franchises series, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
In case you don’t know how this works — after doing a couple of trial runs without realizing it (Disney movies, Bond movies), I realized that I really enjoyed going through movies frame by frame, commenting on them and cracking jokes like I would if I was sitting around watching them with friends. So I decided to make it a feature on the site and enlisted my friend Colin to help (since it’s better when you have another person to play off). None of this is meant to be any real in-depth analysis. We’re just doing it for comedy and parody purposes. We’re basically just doing what we would normally when talking about this stuff, which I’m sure are versions of the same conversations most people have.
And of course, if you’re gonna do something called Fun with Franchises… you kinda have to franchise it. So we scribbled down a handful of franchises we knew we’d have the most fun going over, and that’s what you’re about to see. This is all done out of love and purely for the benefit of entertainment.
And that’s Fun with Franchises. Right now, we’re doing the Harry Potter franchise, and today is the fifth and final part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Fun with Franchises: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005), Part IV — “Saudi A-lake-ia”
We continue with another entry in our Fun with Franchises series, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
In case you don’t know how this works — after doing a couple of trial runs without realizing it (Disney movies, Bond movies), I realized that I really enjoyed going through movies frame by frame, commenting on them and cracking jokes like I would if I was sitting around watching them with friends. So I decided to make it a feature on the site and enlisted my friend Colin to help (since it’s better when you have another person to play off). None of this is meant to be any real in-depth analysis. We’re just doing it for comedy and parody purposes. We’re basically just doing what we would normally when talking about this stuff, which I’m sure are versions of the same conversations most people have.
And of course, if you’re gonna do something called Fun with Franchises… you kinda have to franchise it. So we scribbled down a handful of franchises we knew we’d have the most fun going over, and that’s what you’re about to see. This is all done out of love and purely for the benefit of entertainment.
And that’s Fun with Franchises. Right now, we’re doing the Harry Potter franchise, and today is the fourth part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Fun with Franchises: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005), Part III — “Was That Racist? I Wanna Feel Like That Was Racist”
We continue with another entry in our Fun with Franchises series, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
In case you don’t know how this works — after doing a couple of trial runs without realizing it (Disney movies, Bond movies), I realized that I really enjoyed going through movies frame by frame, commenting on them and cracking jokes like I would if I was sitting around watching them with friends. So I decided to make it a feature on the site and enlisted my friend Colin to help (since it’s better when you have another person to play off). None of this is meant to be any real in-depth analysis. We’re just doing it for comedy and parody purposes. We’re basically just doing what we would normally when talking about this stuff, which I’m sure are versions of the same conversations most people have.
And of course, if you’re gonna do something called Fun with Franchises… you kinda have to franchise it. So we scribbled down a handful of franchises we knew we’d have the most fun going over, and that’s what you’re about to see. This is all done out of love and purely for the benefit of entertainment.
And that’s Fun with Franchises. Right now, we’re doing the Harry Potter franchise, and today is the third part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Fun with Franchises: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005), Part II — “You’re Telling Me Some Wizards Don’t Like a Little Light Crucio During Sex?”
We continue with another entry in our Fun with Franchises series, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
In case you don’t know how this works — after doing a couple of trial runs without realizing it (Disney movies, Bond movies), I realized that I really enjoyed going through movies frame by frame, commenting on them and cracking jokes like I would if I was sitting around watching them with friends. So I decided to make it a feature on the site and enlisted my friend Colin to help (since it’s better when you have another person to play off). None of this is meant to be any real in-depth analysis. We’re just doing it for comedy and parody purposes. We’re basically just doing what we would normally when talking about this stuff, which I’m sure are versions of the same conversations most people have.
And of course, if you’re gonna do something called Fun with Franchises… you kinda have to franchise it. So we scribbled down a handful of franchises we knew we’d have the most fun going over, and that’s what you’re about to see. This is all done out of love and purely for the benefit of entertainment.
And that’s Fun with Franchises. Right now, we’re doing the Harry Potter franchise, and today is the second part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Pic of the Day: ♫ “This is the end / Hold your breath and count to ten / Feel the earth move and then / Hear my heart burst again. / For this is the end / I’ve drowned and dreamt this moment / So overdue, I owe them / Swept away, I’m stolen. / Let the Skyfall / When it crumbles / We will stand tall / And face it all together. / Let the Skyfall / When it crumbles / We will stand tall / And face it all together / At Skyfall / That Skyfall.” ♫
Fun with Franchises: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005), Part I — “Ugh, Poor People. Trying to Have Pride”
We continue with another entry in our Fun with Franchises series, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
In case you don’t know how this works — after doing a couple of trial runs without realizing it (Disney movies, Bond movies), I realized that I really enjoyed going through movies frame by frame, commenting on them and cracking jokes like I would if I was sitting around watching them with friends. So I decided to make it a feature on the site and enlisted my friend Colin to help (since it’s better when you have another person to play off). None of this is meant to be any real in-depth analysis. We’re just doing it for comedy and parody purposes. We’re basically just doing what we would normally when talking about this stuff, which I’m sure are versions of the same conversations most people have.
And of course, if you’re gonna do something called Fun with Franchises… you kinda have to franchise it. So we scribbled down a handful of franchises we knew we’d have the most fun going over, and that’s what you’re about to see. This is all done out of love and purely for the benefit of entertainment.
And that’s Fun with Franchises. Right now, we’re doing the Harry Potter franchise, and today is the first part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.




