Pic of the Day: “Is daddy home?” “He’s on an adventure, exploring the mountains. He’s been gone a long time.” “Exploring mountains, huh? How long is he gonna be gone?” “Until next year.” “Yeah? What about mommy?” “She lives in God’s house, with Jesus and Mary and the ghost and the long-eared donkey and the talking walnut.” “Well, who the fuck takes care of you, then?” “Grandma.” “Yeah, what’s her name?” “Grandma.” “Is Granny spry?”