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Pic of the Day: “Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?” “No.” “Do you think I deserve it?” “What?” “Do you think I deserve your full attention?” “I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don’t want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.” “Okay – no. You don’t think I deserve your attention.” “I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try, but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?” (10th Anniversary)

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