Today we rank the Bond Girls. A huge staple of the franchise, obviously this was gonna happen at some point.
Though there are a lot of specifications when it comes to Bond Girls. First, who counts? Technically any female who is in a Bond movie is considered a Bond Girl, even if they’re in one scene. Shit, Rosa Klebb could be considered a Bond Girl, by the way people throw around that term. I try to hold them to higher standards. Typically, a Bond Girl is a chick that Bond has some sort of sexual relationship with, good or bad. Now, there are the primary Bond Girls for each film (one film is generally regarded as having two), and then there are the rest. So the way we’re doing this is — first we’re gonna rank the primary ones, since they’re a set list. We’ll just pick which ones we like best, and that’ll be that. It’ll be based on anything — mostly their role as a Bond Girl, how they function within the plot, whether we like the character, if they’re completely useless or not — that sort of stuff. Their attractiveness won’t really factor into it, as I’ll explain in a second. Then the second list will be a list of our twenty-five favorite other Bond Girls, who are not the primary ones.
Then, since we should factor in how hot some of these chicks are, we created a base list of all the women in the franchise who can vaguely be considered a Bond Girl, and we went and ranked which ones we considered the hottest. First we voted on their personalities, now it’s completely superficial. Because sometimes you just want to appreciate a Bond Girl for simply having nice tits. Because that’s all some can offer to a plot.
So those are gonna be today’s lists. The pictures will be especially choice. (more…)