Archive for May, 2011

Pic of the Day: “Prescription, two hours in the Earth Room. And get a haircut.”


Pic of the Day: “Good afternoon Miss Dubose. My, you look like a picture this afternoon.” “He don’t say a picture of what.”


Pic of the Day: “Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I’d outrun ’em…Don’t everyone thank me at once.”


Pic of the Day: “I’m not great at farewells, so uh…that’ll do, pig.” “That’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.”


Pic of the Day: “She came at me in sections…more curves than a scenic railway.”


Pic of the Day: “Tuesday night’s plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We’d like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell.”


Pic of the Day: “Do you know who I am? I’m Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!”


Pic of the Day: “Do you have any dreams?” “Yeah, I’m all alone. I’m rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest…”


Pic of the Day: “What did you want me to do? Be reasonable. You didn’t expect me to give myself up… ‘It’s a far, far better thing that I do.’ The old limelight. The fall of the curtain. Oh, Holly, you and I aren’t heroes. The world doesn’t make any heroes outside of your stories.”


Pic of the Day: “Bick, you shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he’s too rich to kill.”

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Pic of the Day: “Now father, you’re living in the past. This is the 14th century!”


Pic of the Day: “Oh my god, was that a ninja?” “More like a “non”-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.”


Pic of the Day: “What were you doing out there?” “Visiting a whorehouse.” “Okay. If I let you back in, will you tell me where it is exactly?”


Pic of the Day: “Now a question of etiquette as I pass — do I give you the ass or the crotch?”


Pic of the Day: “Why do you want to dance?” “Why do you want to live?” “Well, I don’t know exactly why, but — I must.” “That’s my answer too.”


Pic of the Day: “It is several months since we have heard about the Vampires. But can’t we see their crafty hands behind those recent sinister and mysterious headlines?”


Pic of the Day: “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” “That’s 105%!”


Pic of the Day: “Suzy, do you know anything about… witches?”


Pic of the Day: “Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.”


Pic of the Day: “What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”


Pic of the Day: “Yes, well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.” “That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of ‘Julius Caesar’, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!”


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Pic of the Day: “All these years, all these memories, there was you. You pull me through time.”


Pic of the Day: “I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they’re bringing her down now.” “No lieutenant, your men are already dead.”